I, like most mentally ill Jews obsessed with comedy, spend my nights anxiously waiting for sleep by pretending to be on a 70s NBC stage, covered in cigarette ash, and being interviewed for late night news. Also, like most young mentally ill Jews, I found Fran Lebowitz and watched her Netflix special the day it came out. I have entertained the delusion of morphing into her through nothing but my own sheer willpower, mastery of illusion, and desire to escape reality.
Since the dawn of time, the FunnyFolk have sat around a table, talked,...
This week, the prominent satirical paper and hang out spot for Del Taco™ enthusiasts, Fish Rap Live!, was hacked and humiliated, sending ripples throughout the internet community. Leaks from the University of California indicate that FRL was the first organization, entity, living creature, or sentient being ever to fall for their devious and extremely costly phishing operation. This phishing operation preys upon college students' hopes of finding a stable or well-paying job after throwing fistfuls of 100 dollar bills to the University of California for 4 years, through the use of fake emails from smooth-talking 'employers'. Below...
By your dad
Hey kiddo, your mom just told me that your favorite french robot couple broke up and that you’re pretty torn up about it. Listen, this is all pretty new to me, you know, robots dating other robots, and stuff like that. Back in my day, it was all about dudes with long hair and rockin attitudes and the thought of robot dating never even passed my mind. But no matter what, know that your mother and I still love you, so you can tell us anything. You know, I myself have...
Formerly relevant quiz repository and Lovecraftian incubus that generates clickbait and outrage Buzzfeed released another quiz, this time asking readers to fill...
